Dagens Bush

”Yes Mr. Bush, I know that I said that God always gives me the answer…

But to answer your question – I cannot ask him where Usama lives!”

- You know I'm a big Popeye fan...

Dagens Bush

“What the hell do you mean by dogmatic attitude toward weapons?

What does this little friend of mine got to do with weapons?”

Doggybag...

Dagens Bush

“Now I will have time to train for America’s got talent.

Can’t wait to show my talent to Mr. Hasselhoff! He´s always been my biggest role model and inspiration.”

-Sweet home Obaaamalama!

Dagens Bush

“The only thing I will miss about this work…

And to go to war of course.”

Any beer around here???

Dagens Bush

“Condoleezza you know how much I hate these boring meetings in the UN.

Tomorrow you call that Ban Ki-Moon guy and tell him I’m sick, OK!”

Note: What does neoimperialism mean?

Dagens Bush

“Ok George, let me get this straight now; Why do you think  I’m related to Tiger Woods?”

-Hussein...Hmmm, that sounds familiar...

Dagens Bush

I heard that Mrs. Palin thought Africa is a country. That’s so stupid! Everybody knows it’s a Toto song!

Don´t you listen to radio woman?

Dagens Bush

“Hi there, you must be Barack Obama! Let me show you the White House!!…”

- A black guy!?? The only thing I heard was something about a second name of Hussein...

Dagens Bush

“Well I see we have a little Obama fan here, don’t we!”

Människokännedom börjar i tidig ålder...

Dagens Bush

“Hm… I wonder if Usama Bean got that Facebooking thing?”

I saw it on the Google!